WO: Weekly Obsessions

September is ridiculously busy and packed with celebrations, and this Wittyburg girl is ex.haus.ted. This month is flying by, but I don’t know if I’m ready for October yet! Let’s slow down a bit and enjoy these little guys:

“Always Sunny” Returns: Kitten Mittens. Dee’s dance moves. Fat Mac. Dennis and Dee go on welfare. The green man. I can’t possibly cover everything I love about this show, but I am so, so excited for it to come back tomorrow. Plus, I’m totally in love with Charlie Day. Bring it on, boiz!

Maybelline The Falsies Flared: Unless headed to the gym, I will not leave the house without mascara on — it’s the one piece of makeup that I think makes or breaks a face. I use a coat of CoverGirl LashBlast Volume for prep, but The Falsies Flared takes my lashes to another level. Can you legally marry mascara?

Anderson Cooper: This silver fox has been a favorite of mine for some time, but I feel like he’s just recently made a real name for himself as a resident hottie. Not only was his reaction to poop jokes hysterical (watch the video), but his daytime talk show starts soon. I couldn’t be happier.

Cigar City Brewing: Brother’s birthday is Friday, and we’re celebrating at his favorite watering hole. Although we won’t be at Cigar City’s home base in Tampa, we’ll be downing some of its signature brews in celebration. Cheers, you old fart. Love you x a million growlers.

If you blinked while reading this, we’re already in October. It happened that quickly.