WO: Weekly Obsessions

It’s November, people. NOVEMBER. I feel like 2011 just began, and yet here we are … just days after Halloween, so Christmas is like, next week already. God help us all.

This week, I’m all about celebrity gossip. OK, it’s not all that different from every other week, but this “news” has just been the crème de la crème.

  1. K+K forev … oh, no — for 72 days. If you were surprised at all by this, you should consider getting a helmet for the bumpy road of life you have ahead. 
  2. JSimps is preggers. As a good friend noted, it makes you wonder what Bible-thumper Joe Simpson thinks of both his divorced daughters having children out of wedlock.
  3. LiLo got her teeth fixed. I considered being a cracked-out Lindsay for Halloween, but I couldn’t damage my pearly whites to the extent she had. Thank G she finally fixed ‘em up.
  4. Biebs hit with paternity suit. That’s right; America’s Sweetheart has been accused of fathering an illegitimate lovechild. I can’t wait to see how this one unfolds.

There’s also the fantastic Halloween photo from Neil Patrick Harris and family, plus the separation of Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gabbard. My veins are pumping with buzz, kids.

On a non-gossip note: “Top Chef: Texas” premieres tonight, and I couldn’t be happier. Give me Padma and Tom over Simon and Paula ANY DAY.

Images courtesy of: TMZ, US Magazine, G News Post, Pop Crush

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About Wittyburg

Sarcastic, sports-obsessed writer & FL native navigating SF.

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