Dear Santa …

I never tire of writing ridiculous Christmas Wish Lists. I rarely need anything, and I prefer to buy the things I want for myself. So, here’s my 2011 Wish List for Santa — good luck, big guy.

Dear Santa,

For Christmas this year, I want:

My boyfrand to stop being on location for so many movies

Snow-capped Central Park … in Tampa

Any of the little guys from my Furry Friends Pinterest board

Martha Stewart’s home, her entertaining skillz —and the dog

My Christmas spirit to last the entire season (for once)

Xo, Wittyburg

P.S. Did anyone else realize Martha put a bird on it?