Witty in Fitty: That (Weird Tongue) Thing You Do!
As a child, I’d unconsciously rest my tongue on my lower lip to help me focus — usually when playing sports.
My family teased me relentlessly, and I thought I’d forever erased it from muscle memory.
As I wrote out holiday cards this week, it resurfaced.
Stop judging me, Tom.
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