Such a Pain in the Neck
After four tattoos, countless dental procedures and a lifetime of awkwardness, you’d think my pain threshold would be pretty high.
I’ve just learned, though, that’s not the case: My neck’s completely out of whack and I’m being a giant baby about it.
I’m near-tears all day, and sleeping for more than 20 minutes is my latest Everest.
Is it too much to ask for a magic genie to fix me right up? Totally willing to use one of my wishes if it means I can live in peace.
I’m not trying to be dramatic or anything, but I literally feel like I’m going to die. Robin Williams can show up aaaanytime now.
Cannot even handle it.
Isn’t the company chiropractor coming by soon? Isn’t it their job to sense your pain and come to your aid immediately.
Ugh, budget cuts.
That is the one thing they should be providing. We should be cured of our neck pains so we can cry and whine about other things.
Feel better soon!
Thank you! I wouldn’t mind a low-grade Valium right about now.