Such a Pain in the Neck

After four tattoos, countless dental procedures and a lifetime of awkwardness, you’d think my pain threshold would be pretty high.

I’ve just learned, though, that’s not the case: My neck’s completely out of whack and I’m being a giant baby about it.

I’m near-tears all day, and sleeping for more than 20 minutes is my latest Everest.

Is it too much to ask for a magic genie to fix me right up? Totally willing to use one of my wishes if it means I can live in peace.

I’m not trying to be dramatic or anything, but I literally feel like I’m going to die. Robin Williams can show up aaaanytime now.

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Cannot even handle it.

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About Wittyburg

Sarcastic, sports-obsessed writer & FL native navigating SF.

5 responses to “Such a Pain in the Neck”

  1. bensbitterblog says :

    Isn’t the company chiropractor coming by soon? Isn’t it their job to sense your pain and come to your aid immediately.

  2. Katie says :

    Feel better soon!

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