Witty in Fitty: Bret Michaels, Entrepreneur?
Listening to Pandora during long workdays inevitably brings some terrible advertising.
But then, this little gem appeared during my mid-afternoon nap jam sesh:
And. I. Died.
Bret Michaels has designed Pets Rock, exclusively at Petsmart. Hold the giggles.
Get your doggie bandanas, crusted collars (and STDs) right this way, folks.
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If I had a dog and I hated money, then I’m sure that would still be the last thing I would do with it.
I literally laughed out loud — well done, sir.
Saying mean things about others, especially celebrities is my jam.
I’ve seen them in Petsmart! My boyfriend insisted he take a picture of me with a cardboard cutout of Bret Michaels.
At least you’re not liable to STDs with the cardboard version, right?