Witty in Fitty: This One Time …
I haven’t slept well lately. So naturally, I started reading “Gone Girl” last night (better late than never, right?).
The stuff of nightmares.
Riddle me this: What genius gets sucked into a book, 300+ pages deep, and OH SHIT is it really 3:30 a.m.?
I hate myself.
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