First World Problems

It’s time for the next installment of this series, wherein I complain about first world problems — AKA things I should be grateful I have access to but annoy me anyway. 

Today’s topic: Fantasy Football.

You may recall my announcement last year, just before Team Honey Boo Boo careened off the tracks into a fury of fantasy football failure.

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I have an even bigger problem this year, though. I don’t have a league.

It’s been brought to my attention that my former commish is not interested in taking money from people who no longer live in Florida.

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Excuse me — rather, he’s only allowing ONE person from out of state to play and the rest of us are left leagueless.

I know what a pain it is to have people Skype in and draft.
I get it. Really, I do.
Prove it, you say?
Because I sat through it last year for ONE person.

My issue is: If they’re letting that same ONE person draft from afar, then what’s the big deal with having a few more do it? Hell, put my team on Autodraft (it’ll probably be better for us all that way).

But don’t take it away for people who pay up (on time, mind you) each season.

Apparently, leaving Floriduh is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!*

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*The .gif I wanted to create from this video refuses to load. Double whammy.

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About Wittyburg

Sarcastic, sports-obsessed writer & FL native navigating SF.

4 responses to “First World Problems”

  1. rachel says :

    you tell him, frand. i’m still sitting here waiting for the draft day to be scheduled… still waiting…. wondering if he started this league without me…

  2. bensbitterblog says :

    First world problems are the worst!

  3. Magz says :

    Boo to Gary!

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