See Ya Later, 2013
This year brought some of the highest highs and lowest lows of my life: My beautiful niece was born, I experienced my first full year living in NYC, and my dad’s death summoned more emotions and inner monologue than I thought possible.
Despite everything that’s happened, I haven’t dedicated near as much time to this blog as I’d have liked — but I still have a little year-end treat for you!
The WordPress stats monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report, which was muuuch easier than me having to actually put anything together.
Here’s a preview:
The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 11,000 times in 2013. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 4 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.
Cheers to 2013, which can officially kiss my glass. See ya next year!
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Yeah, I win top commenter. Do I win a prize for most bitter dude alive? That sounds like a win for me.
Totally! I’d get you a crown, but that sounds like the sort of thing you’d love.
As long as it is a bitter crown that makes me bitter that would work.
Screw you 2013, and probably 2014. They need to stop bothering me.