Instead of a GRAMMYs Recap…

I made the executive decision to not do a GRAMMYs post this year for a few reasons — please, hold your applause till the end:

• The show is on delay for West Coast viewers, so my recap would go up at approximately 2 a.m. EST (and be old news by then)
• I can’t go on social media without seeing all the spoilers, and I’m pretty grumpy about it
• It makes zero sense to me that the Super Bowl aired live but the GRAMMYs aren’t
• My computer is essentially dead for God knows what reason this time

So you see, I really didn’t have much choice! I know you’re disappointed; you’ve waited all year for this post to happen.

Please accept this peace offering as a sign that I never meant to hurt you, girl. There’s always next year, right?

But I still love to watch…