Witty in Fitty: Bret Michaels, Entrepreneur?
Listening to Pandora during long workdays inevitably brings some terrible advertising.
But then, this little gem appeared during my mid-afternoon nap jam sesh:
And. I. Died.
Bret Michaels has designed Pets Rock, exclusively at Petsmart. Hold the giggles.
Get your doggie bandanas, crusted collars (and STDs) right this way, folks.
Witty in Fitty: My Problem with Pinterest
Pinterest is great and wonderful and all of those things, but I have a big problem with it. As of today, here’s my status with these selected boards:
Bites & Brews: 158
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Sweet Treats: 162
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Work It Out: 28
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It may be time for a Pintervention.
Witty in Fitty: Baby, It’s Cold Outside
I understand I’m warm-blooded.
But you can’t tell me 30-degree weather is comfortable.
Thankfully, BuzzFeed is here to help.
And Zooey + Will too.
Because what else can you do in freezing temperatures?
Well, um …
Go to a bar? Good enough reason for me.
Witty in Fitty: Fart Attack
Last night’s episode of “Parks and Recreation” reminded me just how much I adore the swag-tastic Tom Haverford.
Let’s take a moment to see poor Jerry go into cardiac arrest — and Tom’s ridiculous reaction (skip to 9:21 in).
And then, there’s this:
Is it possible to marry a fictional character?
Witty in Fitty: Father’s Day, Figured Out
I struggle year after year to find something Slick Rick will not only love for Father’s Day, but something he’ll use. He’s a practical guy, so it’s quite the challenge.
Enter the bacon bouquet, courtesy of Our Best Bites:
Best gift ever? No doubt.
Definitely winning Favorite Daughter this year.
Witty in Fitty: Donna Summer’s Last Dance
As you’ve likely heard, Queen of Disco, Donna Summer, died today at the age of 63.
Her battle with cancer ended after an impressive career, including five GRAMMYs and 19 No. 1 singles.
We loved to love you, Donna. And thanks for this amazing video, complete with the best back-up dancer ever: