Well friends, I’m visiting San Fran this weekend to find an apartment! I’m excited and anxious and hope to find something in a flash. It’ll all work out in the end, I know, but here’s what I’m focused on until my flight.
- Miracle Treat Day: Grab a treat from Dairy Queen this Thursday, and they’ll donate a portion of proceeds to cancer research. Helping others has never tasted so good.
- Hornblower Cruises: My office is having its summer outing this afternoon, aboard a mega yacht for more than a thousand people. Toot toot!
- Robin Williams: His death is heartbreaking, but not unheard of. The depression he suffered only magnifies how talented a performer he truly was. Rest in peace, Robin.
- “Dude Looks Like a Lady” – Aerosmith: Tough as it is to narrow down my favorite movie of his, “Mrs. Doubtfire” will always have my heart. The soundtrack alone was just perfect.
After four tattoos, countless dental procedures and a lifetime of awkwardness, you’d think my pain threshold would be pretty high.
I’ve just learned, though, that’s not the case: My neck’s completely out of whack and I’m being a giant baby about it.
I’m near-tears all day, and sleeping for more than 20 minutes is my latest Everest.
Is it too much to ask for a magic genie to fix me right up? Totally willing to use one of my wishes if it means I can live in peace.
I’m not trying to be dramatic or anything, but I literally feel like I’m going to die. Robin Williams can show up aaaanytime now.
Cannot even handle it.