September is ridiculously busy and packed with celebrations, and this Wittyburg girl is ex.haus.ted. This month is flying by, but I don’t know if I’m ready for October yet! Let’s slow down a bit and enjoy these little guys:
“Always Sunny” Returns: Kitten Mittens. Dee’s dance moves. Fat Mac. Dennis and Dee go on welfare. The green man. I can’t possibly cover everything I love about this show, but I am so, so excited for it to come back tomorrow. Plus, I’m totally in love with Charlie Day. Bring it on, boiz!
Maybelline The Falsies Flared: Unless headed to the gym, I will not leave the house without mascara on — it’s the one piece of makeup that I think makes or breaks a face. I use a coat of CoverGirl LashBlast Volume for prep, but The Falsies Flared takes my lashes to another level. Can you legally marry mascara?
Anderson Cooper: This silver fox has been a favorite of mine for some time, but I feel like he’s just recently made a real name for himself as a resident hottie. Not only was his reaction to poop jokes hysterical (watch the video), but his daytime talk show starts soon. I couldn’t be happier.
Cigar City Brewing: Brother’s birthday is Friday, and we’re celebrating at his favorite watering hole. Although we won’t be at Cigar City’s home base in Tampa, we’ll be downing some of its signature brews in celebration. Cheers, you old fart. Love you x a million growlers.
If you blinked while reading this, we’re already in October. It happened that quickly.
Brought to you in no specific order, here’s what I’ve been Googling and ogling over and over this week.
“Horrible Bosses”: I adore Charlie Day from “Always Sunny,” and Jason Sudeikis and Jason Bateman have gained popularity on my DVR the past few years. A ridiculous scheme with lovable guys and deplorable bosses is not to be missed. Charlie’s coked-out scenes were most memorable and absolutely ridiculous.
Decor from Urban Outfitters: From the coasters (have) to the tape dispenser (want) and hamburger phone (need), Urban never fails to impress. Every visit, I find at least five things I never knew I couldn’t live without. Hipster or not, how can you say no to a HAMBURGER. PHONE.
BustedTees: I’ve been a big fan for years now, but there’s just something about these shirts that keeps me coming back for more. A grab-bag offer is going on now — give ‘em your size (and 30 bucks), and they’ll send four shirts picked at random for your enjoyment. So many pop-culture references; so little time!
The All-Star Break: From Cano’s beautiful triumph in the Derby to Heath Bell’s unique entrance, I’m all about this week in baseball. And in case you haven’t heard — even though he didn’t play last night — Jeter had his 3,000th hit Saturday. Suck on that, haters!