If you woke up today and thought it was Tuesday, then you and I have at least one thing in common. If you waited for your bus near a mountain of shattered glass thanks to a failed coffee shop robbery, then we’ve got at least TWO things in common!

At the risk of sounding like Jeff Foxworthy’s classic “You might be a redneck” spiel, here are some other highlights of my (our?) day:

• A phone talker sat behind me for the commute
• I banged my head while moving seats away from said phone talker
• I banged my head while putting my sneakers on at my desk
• I used a shower post-workout that didn’t have soap (the next stall did, thankfully!)
• I had three separate conference room issues with clueless people
• A phone talker sat behind me for the commute
• I answered grammatical questions, then was ignored because the answers weren’t to their liking
• I got home after a 13-hour day and banged my head on the cabinet door

Aside from needing a helmet, here’s what else I’m tryyyying my damndest to focus on:

• I’m gainfully employed in a role I love 90% of the time
• The perks of a shuttle, gym, and shower are priceless
• Meeting room etiquette basically doesn’t exist
• I have a home to go to and retreat from loud people on phone calls
• I’m not the idiot who half-heartedly stole a safe from a coffee shop

There, I feel much better. Don’t you?