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Breaking News

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen. CANNONBALL!!

 

… Except this is even more exciting than a sweet jump from Ron Burgundy.

Francesca’s, love of my life, is opening a store within walking distance of my apartment. That’s all.

 

Hello, fabulous. Goodbye, paycheck.