I have a terrible habit of “forgetting” to upload pictures … I find it incredibly time-consuming, and I’m usually too impatient to give a shit if they ever make it online.

But I realize, then, what’s the point of taking photos if you’re not sharing them? So, I bring you the start of a new series: Camera Roll Call. (Thanks to my friend, Cosmo, for naming this when I was too lazy to do so.)

Each post will feature the last five pictures I’ve taken on my phone (not counting repeat/similar shots — otherwise, it’d be five angles of the same thing because I’m an idiot artist).

We’ll see how long this lasts.

 Epcot with family and friends — NINE-pound lemons?! I’m a child.

Canada: What’s that aboot, eh?

Scotch Egg from The Rose & Crown Pub in “England.” Deliciously savory!

The worst skywriter I’ve ever seen. It’s supposed to be “U + GOD = J” … suuure.

The big ball! In case we forgot where we were.

Phew. I feel like this was a productive therapy sesh, and much cheaper than paying someone to listen.