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In Case You Missed It: The Oscars

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So, the Oscars were Sunday — did you guys hear about this? Didja see this? I put my best, most-critical foot forward and did what anyone from my incredibly self-absorbed generation would do: I tweeted.

Sure, there are about a million recaps of the night’s ceremonies … but how many of those were written by me? Answer: ONE.

Here’s all you needed to know about the 2014 Oscars:

Image Courtesy of the TwitterJennifer Lawrence tripped on the red carpet —
still had a better night than me.

Image Courtesy of the TwitterJared Leto won Best Supporting Actor & nailed his speech.

Image Courtesy of the TwitterPharrell wore that big, stupid hat he brought to the GRAMMYs.

Image Courtesy of the TwitterLupita Nyong’o gave an incredible speech & stunned in a blue gown.

Image Courtesy of the TwitterCuba Gooding, Jr. was in a really bizarre-o Pepsi commercial.

Image Courtesy of the TwitterBette Midler performed, then Goldie Hawn presented.
BUT WHERE’S DIANE?

Image Courtesy of the TwitterJohn Travolta completely botched Idina Menzel’s name.
BONUS: See how he’d screw yours up!

Image Courtesy of the TwitterCate Blanchett won Best Actress & is basically BFFs with Julia Roberts.

Image Courtesy of the TwitterTake everything I say seriously, because I am an expert.

No mention of the pizza gag that ran on too long …
No need to talk about the stupid fucking #selfie that broke Twitter …
Just some good, old-fashioned Oscars love.
What was your favorite moment?

WO: Weekly Obsessions

I split my pants today.

So that happened … and though it was thankfully in a spot where most wouldn’t notice, it was really the cherry on top of an accident-prone week. Oh, yeah — it’s WEDNESDAY. What disasters will the next few days bring? Only time will tell. Let’s focus on something happy, instead:

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  1. Name that ‘Stache Calendar: Now that I’m all set up with a real live desk, I’ve got this daily laugh to keep me entertained. Many thanks to Santa for the excellent stocking stuffer.
  2. My Shows Return: From “GIRLS” to “Nashville” to “Workaholics,” I couldn’t be more pumped for this week’s winter premieres. Thank you, cable gods.
  3. This someecard: I have an ever-growing love for these guys, but maybe no other has been as true as this one. I pinned it yesterday and it’s since gotten 100 repins — so I know I’m not the only one feeling that way.
  4. The 70th Annual Golden Globes: How is it I’m still enthralled with recaps of the awards show I watched three days ago? Simple: Tina, Amy and Jennifer killed it. Enjoy.
Fiiiine, they were pretty funny too.
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