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Witty in Fitty: This One Time …

I haven’t slept well lately. So naturally, I started reading “Gone Girl” last night (better late than never, right?).

Courtesy of GoodReads.com

The stuff of nightmares.

Riddle me this: What genius gets sucked into a book, 300+ pages deep, and OH SHIT is it really 3:30 a.m.?

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I hate myself.

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Witty in Fitty: Bret Michaels, Entrepreneur?

Listening to Pandora during long workdays inevitably brings some terrible advertising.

But then, this little gem appeared during my mid-afternoon nap jam sesh:

Courtesy of Petsmart.com

And. I. Died.

Bret Michaels has designed Pets Rock, exclusively at Petsmart. Hold the giggles.

Courtesy of Crittr.com

Get your doggie bandanas, crusted collars (and STDs) right this way, folks.

Witty in Fitty: My Problem with Pinterest

Pinterest is great and wonderful and all of those things, but I have a big problem with it. As of today, here’s my status with these selected boards:

Courtesy of Pinterest

Bites & Brews: 158
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Sweet Treats: 162
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Courtesy of Pinterest

Work It Out: 28
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It may be time for a Pintervention.

Witty in Fitty: Real. Life.

Courtesy of GoNYC.About.com

Booked a one-way flight to NYC today. Nonrefundable. No turning back.

I’m excited and scared and happy and sad and most of all, I’m thankful.

My support system has been incredible — always is, but especially —
the past week.

I can’t wait for my life as a New Yorker to begin.

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Witty in Fitty: The League

Tonight is the draft for my office fantasy football league, and I drew to go second. The draft kit is printed, the board is ready and the brews await.

Fingers crossed so I can upstage last year’s miserable finish. Let’s go, team Here Comes Honey Boo Boo!

Witty in Fitty: Florida Prepares for a Hurricane

Hurricane Isaac has come and gone through Florida in a matter of days, leaving a wave of destruction status updates and, if you’re lucky enough, a day off from work. Here’s hoping the other states are just as prepared.

Oh, Tampa.

It’s serious.

Sad, but true.

Witty in Fitty: Father’s Day, Figured Out

I struggle year after year to find something Slick Rick will not only love for Father’s Day, but something he’ll use. He’s a practical guy, so it’s quite the challenge.

Enter the bacon bouquet, courtesy of Our Best Bites:

Best gift ever? No doubt.

Definitely winning Favorite Daughter this year.